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BECAUSE NZS SCK.

FCK NZS
$26.00
Whether it's your local Active Club incels, Proud Boy cousin-fuckers, or just the anti-Semitic fascist Fox viewer next door, let them know how you feel with this family friendly t shirt.

Gildan 5000 100% cotton
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
 
SACK THE 1% - Women's
$26.00
Women’s heavyweight garment dye tee

A heavyweight tee with an easygoing feel and a vintage-inspired finish. The garment-dyed fabric gives every shirt subtle color variation for a worn-in look, while the boxy fit creates a relaxed silhouette that pairs well with everyday outfits.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220 g/m²)
• Boxy, relaxed fit
• Mid-length cut
• Set-in sleeves
• Double-needle topstitched neckband
• Side-seamed construction
• Soft garment-dyed finish with subtle color variation
 
 

‘NO ONE earns $100 MILLION. you steal $100 million.’

- FRAN LEBOWITZ

 

 
 
 

SELF-DEPRECATION IS THE NEW BLACK.

NITWIT
$26.00
Sets the bar pretty fucking low.

Gildan 5000 tee
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
 

NORTH AMERICAN SHITBIRD

SHITBIRD
$26.00
Anti-Trump, anti-shitbird, and quietly grateful that Trump always chickens out.

Gildan 5000 tee
• 100% cotton
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
 

People like to say that children are our future.

Those people are stupid.

HOOLIGAN
$22.00

BECAUSE EVEN SMITHS FANS HAVE CHILDREN

EL DESTRUCTO
$24.00

YOUR OFFSPRING, DESTROYER OF WORLDS

 
ANTS IN MY PANTS
$22.00

WE’RE PRETTY SURE IT’S TRUE.