BECAUSE NZS SCK.

FCK NZS

$26.00

And of course by NZS we mean Republicans. Duh.

Gildan Classic Tee. All cotton.

COLOR & SIZE:

SACK THE 1%

$26.00

No one should have a billion dollars.

Gildan 880 Tee. All cotton.

COLOR & SIZE:

‘NO ONE earns $100 MILLION. you steal $100 million.’

- FRAN LEBOWITZ

SELF-DEPRECATION IS THE NEW BLACK.

KNUCKLEHEAD

$26.00

Stupid can be so endearing.

Gildan 880 Tee. All cotton.

COLOR & SIZE:

NORTH AMERICAN SHITBIRD

$26.00

The body of a chicken, the head of a turd.

American Apparel all cotton. Made in the USA.

COLOR & SIZE:

People like to say that children are our future.

Those people are stupid.

HOOLIGAN

$22.00

BECAUSE EVEN SMITHS FANS HAVE CHILDREN

COLOR & SIZE:

EL DESTRUCTO

$24.00

YOUR OFFSPRING, DESTROYER OF WORLDS

COLOR & SIZE:

ANTS IN MY PANTS

$22.00

WE’RE PRETTY SURE IT’S TRUE.

COLOR & SIZE:

BECAUSE NZS SCK.

And of course by NZS we mean Republicans. Duh.

No one should have a billion dollars.

‘NO ONE earns $100 MILLION. you steal $100 million.’

- FRAN LEBOWITZ

SELF-DEPRECATION IS THE NEW BLACK.

Stupid can be so endearing.

NORTH AMERICAN SHITBIRD

The body of a chicken, the head of a turd.

People like to say that children are our future.

Those people are stupid.

PIFFLE & SNARK

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